May 2013
8 posts
3 tags
superherotimelorddetective:
choc-o-late:
est-offensa-et-mirari:
deppsydoodle:
deppsydoodle:
why is peter pan always flying?
he neverlands
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
Watchles-incompetents:
I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about it
April 2013
11 posts
thelilnan:
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
needlesslydefiantwithtea:
i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:
shadowednarrator:
au-rev0ir:
just interrupting your day to let you know that it takes a sloth 42 hours to have sex
OMG! THAT’S IT! THAT’S THE ULTIMATE QUESTION!
How many hours does it take for a sloth to fornicate?
42
42 THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING
somewhere in the reaches of heaven, Douglas Adams is...
i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours
March 2013
11 posts
2 tags
3 tags
steamdragon:
ghost-anus:
evanedinger:
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
THIS JUST MADE ME SO ANGRY
This is also the case of what is known as “malapropism”, and a favourite quirk of mine (ever since watching the great Don Harron and his character, “Charlie Farquharson”).
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February 2013
9 posts
cedricdigory:
conorgaynard:
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
January 2013
9 posts
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
sosilvergreen:
Put That Ring Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me: A Trilogy
What live animal would make the best melee weapon?... →
2 tags
December 2012
6 posts
4 tags
baaarrooon:
abbigshmail:
aswiftsunset:
...
1 tag
Chuck Testa Returns as Santa Claus →
