superherotimelorddetective: choc-o-late: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old It has a nice hook. This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
les-incompetents: I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about it
thelilnan: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE OKAY AJAX SOAP THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE” AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
needlesslydefiantwithtea: i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you: shadowednarrator: au-rev0ir: just interrupting your day to let you know that it takes a sloth 42 hours to have sex OMG! THAT’S IT! THAT’S THE ULTIMATE QUESTION! How many hours does it take for a sloth to fornicate? 42 42 THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING somewhere in the reaches of heaven, Douglas Adams is...
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steamdragon: ghost-anus: evanedinger: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected. THIS JUST MADE ME SO ANGRY This is also the case of what is known as “malapropism”, and a favourite quirk of mine (ever since watching the great Don Harron and his character, “Charlie Farquharson”). ...
cedricdigory: conorgaynard: theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
sosilvergreen: Put That Ring Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me: A Trilogy
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