Posts tagged batman

Jan 17

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Jun 3

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

Feb 14

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Jan 13

thedailywhat:

Batman Fan Art of the Day: “Batman Villains” by Fabian Glez.

The Penguin / Two-Face / Mr. Freeze.

[lishoffs.]

Earlier: Minimalist Heroes; Minimalist Villains; Minimalist Robots.

Sep 3

davereed:

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Random Funny Stuff

A tumblelog by Stephen.